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Simp

Aiken is the biggest simp of them all. He lost No Nut November on the first day due to his "girlfriend".
by mrstealy November 8, 2020
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Simp

One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco
Simp #1 bought gloves for non-simp #2
by Halslsk November 12, 2020
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Simp

A meaningless word used by incels who want to feel superior to guys who get female attention. One of the many forms of cope enacted by incels.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.
Jim: I bought my girlfriend a new watch for her birthday.
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?
by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( November 15, 2023
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simp

S uper
I ntense
M inecraft
P player
Man...That guy is so good!!
Yeah, must be a SIMP.
by coolMinecrafter69 March 26, 2021
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Simp

Bipazod.
Guy 1: "You hear that bipa got with a 13 year old on discord and he also plays roblox and has a RobloxYT?"

Guy 2: "How old is he?"

Guy 1: "About 21."

Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"
by Duhlamino February 12, 2020
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Simp

A term invented by incels (involuntarily celibate) to describe men who are successful in catering a girls attention via the method said person tried before becoming an incel. Simp is a derogatory term invented out of failed attempts & self projected Insecurities.
Check out that simp opening the door for his girlfriend. I wish I could have landed a girlfriend by being a simp. But I didn’t and now I’m an incel so I’ll make fun of those who are doing better than me.
by UrbanCreole May 22, 2020
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Simp

Some who is so simple they make up lies to try and cover up how bland and boring their life is, then believe the lies.

Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
For example someone who lies about being at a party or work event when clearing they weren’t.

Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
by DANIEL GIBBONS April 30, 2020
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