double good day

two good days that happen on the same day

On a good day I make about 50 dollars in tips, today I made 100 dollars in tips so today is a double good day.

by DarkColoredLight November 2, 2008

Ground-Rule Double

When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.

Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."

by Cal Ripken Jr. April 2, 2011

Double Fists to Chestie

When a guy sticks both of his fists into his girls asshole. He then pulls his fists out and rubs the poo from the asshole on the girls chest while saying "double fist to chestie"

1)Guy: Do you like poo?
Girl: Yes!
Guy: I'm gonna give you a double fists to chestie.

2) bitch, come over here and get a double fist to chestie

by BenDover686868 September 30, 2011

Double Butt Scrub

When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty poop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.

Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the water bill!

Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.

by ungabunga August 22, 2008

Double Donkey Blumpkin

A double donkey blumpkin is a sexual act wherein two men sit on toilets facing each other, and recieve fellatio as they evacuate their bowls. Both men should climax simultaneously, and at the moment of climax punch their partner in the occipital lobe as hard as possible.

Rex, Jan, Jill and I had a Double Donkey Blumpkin party last night... it was a mess, there's shit everywhere.

by Dr. Hotte Karl June 22, 2010

Double Shoota Masta

The act of shooting up with heroin and ejaculating inside a girl at the same time.

That guy that shot in heroin while he shot out cum is a double shoota masta

by Yuts August 16, 2008

double naught spy

light-skinned black man trying to pass as a white man. oo spyreferenced by jethro bodine from beverly hillbillies. meaning like james bond 007.

check the brother man in the brooks brothers suite, he's trying to pass as a double naught spy

by guilty till proven innocent August 6, 2010