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John

John is the name of a wanker
John the wanker
by Celticboy January 3, 2020
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Papa John's Day of Reckoning

noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.
by Nocaerc January 8, 2020
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John Morris

To confidently share misinformation and insult people when proven wrong.
“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”

“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
by JohntheNonce January 9, 2020
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John

John, he is one of a kind. He is very tiny and is an Asian that enjoys the taste of cats and dogs raining. He can be very shy and not talkative, but once you get to know him he can be the best person ever! He also enjoys hacking in any type of game he plays. But you'll still love him for who he is.
by Tiny Asian thing January 18, 2020
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john wattsing

The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.
I was John Wattsing it the other day, and got Cody to look at my balls.
by Greyhawk 91 January 19, 2020
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John

John is a man that is a big anime fan. He is also a big fan of anime thighs and cat girls, but especially mafumafu, astolfo and tatsumaki.
John is a little bitch.
by s_ome_one QwQ January 19, 2020
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john mulder

John Mulder is a mythical man whose relationship with Lennox is rumoured to be gay
Gerry- You think john mulder’s straight?

Jerry- Is John even real?
by Gay Lord Steam Bath January 20, 2020
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