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God-mother

A combination of motherfucker and goddamnit that is used when the most extreme annoyances occur or a sudden realization is made.
God-mother this trafficit’s so slow.
by Mr.Rubber Duckeyson February 28, 2023
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Fa nade god

The God of Nades in the Game Forward Assault is vqb. With his longus schlongus he just throws the nades directly in to the bundas of his Pub randoms. Hes known for having the best Nade spots and doesnt touch grass just to go into practice mode and try nade spots.
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by Prqne March 5, 2023
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Fa nade god

The God of nades in the Game Forward Assault is vqb. Enemies hate his nades because he aims his nades with his longus schlongus so his nades never miss. Hes also the best pubber in the game but thats a different story. He never touches grass because he plays practice mode 24/7 and just tries different nade spots for hours.
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by Prqne March 5, 2023
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Gay God

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
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God

God is God. The true meaning of a god came from him. People wish to be him but can't.

There is only one god and your not him.
God doesn't give revenge. He gives people a reason to change and feel happy. Seek him now before you see him later, you will not regret it
God: well done faithful servant!
Child of God: in " Awe ( ゜ o ゜ ;"
by Professor Squiggles March 20, 2023
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Rizz God

Someone with a BIG LANGTHY GURTHY COCK, very tall, their name is DEFINITELY bubba. They can pull people towards them with a snap of a finger.
"Javen Zaccia Donald is such a rizz god, he just made me fold and all he had to do is snap his fingers. Use his weapons of rizz, moving them in a special place." (weapons of rizz= hands)
by umwtf2424 March 23, 2023
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If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion

A great catchphrase to say to your victims!
Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"

Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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