Grecian Fart Burger

A Greek Gyro sandwich made with lamb meat, onion, and a pita bread.

Hey Dad, tomrrow's road trip is going to be awful after eating these Grecian Fart Burgers for Dinner. This one has extra onions.

by scottyboy... July 29, 2019

10 print "farts"

LGR's fav BASIC program, infinitely prints "farts"

10 print "farts"
20 goto 10

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018

circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.

Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

by Peelings April 7, 2017

fart-fisting

The act of cupping one's fart in both hands and releasing it in another's face.

Aaron was fart-fisted the other night by my sister. She has been doing a lot of fart-fisting lately to people.

I got fired for fart-fisting my boss.

by happysalad July 31, 2009

evil fart

A person who tries to find revenge and can do it. They call it Evil fart because they're they're determined for revenge

She's mad and wants her revenge. She's an Evil Fart

by Sweetcakes December 27, 2013

arse fart

polite way of calling someone an idiot, jerk, stupid, or inappropriately mean or stupid without sinking down into the usage of obscenities. Taken from the term arse for backside or bum and the word fart the sound that comes out when a person passes gas. Basically telling someone their comments are full of hot air and just trite, mean or silly.

E: Look at that bird in the sky!
A: There's no bird in the sky why are talking like an arse fart again?

Guy 1: Look at Jenni over there talking about Anna again and throwing salt.
Guy2: Yep that Jenni she keeps on acting like an arse fart.

by Sharky6 August 1, 2016