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stupid definitions on urban dictionary

Any definition on Urban Dictionary where a word totally random or innocent can be turned into a slang for drugs/"body parts" or something during sex (see examples).
Santa Claus - After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

Bubble - a females ass, preferably big

carpet - the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

alaskan firedragon - When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

All these are real stupid definitions on urban dictionary by the way.
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stupid definition on urban dictionary

Any definition that some one post about their boyfriend or girlfriends name
mark-the best guy around and i love him or janet- the most keen girl around. these are examples of stupid definition on urban dictionary
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stupid urban dictionary user

someone who posts stuff that has nothing to do with anything anyone would know about except them. like... the "definition" of a name of some dude they know. who friggin cares?
someone published a definition of "barry", that being "a stupid guy" or something retarted like that. what a stuipd urban dictionary user.
by chester January 29, 2004
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Where most of the funniest definitions in UrbanDictionary can be found, albeit for short periods of time.
by ACG2x July 1, 2004
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Urban Dictionary Genius

someone who frequently invents new terms just because they are bored and they want to post something on urban dictionary
i decided to take up being an urban dictionary genius
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Names section on urban dictionary

Pure cancer of urban dictionary. Despite it BEING AGAINST THE ToS people STILL use it as their edgy little burn book and a place to narccistically promote themselves and someone they are trying to get laid by. It's also the very reason that urban dictionary is so damned watered down these days with unfunny content. We have seen the slippery slope happen with urban dictionary and the names section is the cancer behind it
by xaneks April 23, 2016
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Name definition on urban dictionary

Most likely made by people who want their name to be something about them having a big dick when they obviously know its not true or people who want raise their Self Esteem
Person Uno: My name on urban dictionary apparently means "someone who has a big dick"
Person Deux: Pretty much every Name definition on urban dictionary is that ya twat
Person Eins: You don't have a big willy anyway
Person 2: Oh :(((
by jetmysterydino September 5, 2018
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