November 3rd-6th

November 3rd through the 6th is National Beat Up Democrat Day. This day should be a favorite for Republican States.

Republican 1: Hey Tony guess what today is!
Republican 2: YES! Today is November 3rd-6th!
Democrat: you see this is why we need to defund the police

by trumptrainrepublican00 November 1, 2020

November 3rd-6th

November 3rd through the 6th is National Beat Up Democrat Day. This day should be a favorite for Republican States.

Republican 1: Hey Tony guess what today is!
Republican 2: YES! Today is November 3rd-6th!
Democrat: you see this is why we need to defund the police

by trumptrainrepublican00 November 1, 2020

November 7

National slap your taller friend in the shin, on November 7th you will go to your best friend that’s taller than you, bend down and give them a good slap in the shin

“Hey it’s November 7th” *bends down*
My taller BFF “oh shit”

by My dumbass November 1, 2020

No Cuddle November

It’s time to stop cuddling and get out with you’re squad. You’re not allowed to cuddle with that special someone for the whole month

“Hey babe can we cuddle?” “Nah it’s no Cuddle November

by Edac1el November 1, 2020

No Nut November

No Nut November is cancled this year due to COVID-19, all men may be doing there deed free of worry this year.

Hey Simon no Nut November is cancled because of that COVID-19.

by Lenis November 1, 2020

November 1

Fuck your sisters boyfriend today he’ll love it!!

It’s november 1st go get that nar nar.

by Douglet November 1, 2020

November 2nd

National Kiss Your Tall Friend Day, don’t hesitate, just do it. On the hand, cheek, lips, etc etc. 🥰

Short Person: Kisses Tall Person on the Hand
Tall Person: “What was that for?”
Short Person: “It’s National Kiss Your Tall Friend Day! It’s usually on November 2nd!”
Tall Person: “Oh, okay.”

by saiharachan November 1, 2020