Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

by Peelings April 7, 2017

fart breath

A situation that exists when jordan saunders forgets to brush his teeth.

Jordan just walked and talked to me, I'm not going to eat lunch now! I smelled his fart breath.

by eddie masterbaiter October 7, 2008

Fart smella

Everyone, except people with the names that begin with C and K.

Oh, that guy over there, What's his name again? Ruairidh Buchanan. No its Fart Smella.

by Funny fella Calum February 27, 2021

arse fart

polite way of calling someone an idiot, jerk, stupid, or inappropriately mean or stupid without sinking down into the usage of obscenities. Taken from the term arse for backside or bum and the word fart the sound that comes out when a person passes gas. Basically telling someone their comments are full of hot air and just trite, mean or silly.

E: Look at that bird in the sky!
A: There's no bird in the sky why are talking like an arse fart again?

Guy 1: Look at Jenni over there talking about Anna again and throwing salt.
Guy2: Yep that Jenni she keeps on acting like an arse fart.

by Sharky6 August 1, 2016

Fart Cola

The act of trying to fart but instead, you crap out a nice load of Stinky Rogers, exept in Liquid form!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna smell somthing...

Guy 2:Not Really...

Guy 1:Too bad.... *swoosh*pfttttt*

Guy 2:WTF IS THAT BROWN S*** WE GOT A FART COLA OVER HERE

Guy 1:UMM NOTHING!

Girl 1:Thats perfectly normal around here...

by Spychicken19 November 29, 2012

Fart cum

You cum in a jar then flip over the jar and take the biggest fart you can to move the cum into the women/men mouth during sexual relations. The man/women most inhale the cum and fart through there nose.

I did a fart cum with my mom.

by Niggerscanhavesexwithdildos April 13, 2021

fart-fisting

The act of cupping one's fart in both hands and releasing it in another's face.

Aaron was fart-fisted the other night by my sister. She has been doing a lot of fart-fisting lately to people.

I got fired for fart-fisting my boss.

by happysalad July 31, 2009