John Rana

A sexy beast who plays karuta

Person 1: "John Rana"

Person 2: "Fr."

by ShinnieIkari September 30, 2022

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John

John is a kind but quiet person, if you see him he probably is working on a project or studying, he lacks free time because he's always looking for the next opportunity! Light hair with light eyes a total charmer and a wonderful smile that will pull you in, once you get John to open up to you he's sweet, caring, and so much more. He tends to worry for people he cares about even if the only thing wrong is a stubbed toe, John doesn't seem to notice how kind he is in a world that can be so dull.

"Wow is that John? I've herd he's the sweetest!"

by JustForFun! September 27, 2022

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St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.

Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.

by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018

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John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus

Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin

by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024

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St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.

A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.

by doonga November 7, 2013

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