penis lord

the most mentally disabled form of a human being a.k.a. dremu

Dude 1: LOOK! He's boutta eat a fuel tank!
Dude 2: Is this the penis lord?

by dremu May 30, 2020

penis-kabob

to suck two cocks at the same time

that kacey c. likes to penis-kabob

by cjsittles March 7, 2009

Penis Parmasean

Smegma baby. Also known as "Dick Cheese"

Penis Parmasean is that shit that builds up around the head of your dick.

by narclar October 30, 2008

Penis pimple

My sister that’s all you need to know

“My sister is a penis pimple from hell the ruined my life”

by Shesabitchtrustme December 2, 2017

wolverine penis

The Shaft is long and hairy, it is never shaved, usually prefered by furries.

Wait...you mean your ex doesn't have a wolverine penis?

by U suk meh long time January 30, 2018

penis poncho

Another phrase for condom.

Hey Jimmy!! Don't forget to wear your penis poncho before you have sex!!

by James1024 February 4, 2009

penis gord

penis gord refers to someone who's an idiot, much like calling someone a penis wrinkle. (this is gord as in those small weird looking pumpkins)

your such a penis gord

by JugGer December 30, 2003