John

A smart man at playing chess and likes korean woman

John likes zoe

John is Reagan friend

by Redhemzzzz September 27, 2022

John

The sweetest guy in the entire world. He can make the darkest days brighter with his smile. He's always so sweet and caring and selfless and in general, guys named John are just the best and most loved by their girlfriends.

The moment I found out he was named John, I knew he was special.

by claraowo March 11, 2018

JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES

Also known as cute in filipino.

REYNDIL IS 'JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES'

by rainbriones March 8, 2022

pre-johning

the act of blaming your terrible gaming skills before the game even started.

Person one:“yeah bro, I have controller drift so I’m probably going to suck.” Person 2:“Dude, stop pre-johning and just play the game.” ( The catch is that he doesn’t have controller drift and just sucks.)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

John

John is the gayest of gay, so gay gay quivers. He is so gay he combs his long blond hair with gay.

Bro look at that John, he is so John.

by Dinh’s he difbd March 9, 2020

Little John

A boy who saved up 2 million for a house but when he looked it was only 2cm wide

Guy: Man I really need to renovate my house..
Guy 2: Dont worry, Little John will help you!

by Con_kae May 22, 2024

john

a very short guy has a friend named conner usually and is funny but does not like school he only goes to see his friends. and is cute and every girl would date him if he was taller

dang john is really funny and cute but way to short

by SHort john December 8, 2017