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Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.
Victim: “I’m bored

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.
by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021
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Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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Bean

An inch -when measuring dicks-
1-how big is ur dick
2- 8 beans
1-damn brah
by Thatd July 26, 2018
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Bean boy Dan

A pseudo white kid that likes anime and playing video games. A nerd on the outside, but a taco eatin brownie on the inside trying to hide from ICE
Hey see that fuckin kid over there with the dbz shirt on? I bet he's a bbd. (Bean boy Dan)
by Fuckaloo3000 November 21, 2021
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Beans

a term used in the SH(self harm) community for when you cut into the fat layer cause it looks like beans
person A: fuck I hit beans
Person B: shit homeslice clean it and butterfly tape it together
by gh0stbvy August 26, 2021
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Bean

A Bean” - just means half of what ever ur telling about. So if u talking about hours = 30 min

Dollars =$.050
Thousands = $500
However, it can also be used tk Refer to a long period of time.

“Yo I haven’t seen u in a bean bro

Or

“Yo this class has been a beann”
Examples

Q - “Yo what time u pullin up”
A - “Iono prolly 1 and a bean”

Q - “Yo how much that bih cost?”
A - “I think I dropped like a rack and bean”

Q - “what time u finna get there
A - “Iono prolly in like a bean”

Q - “Damn that’s a big slice u gon eat all that? ”
A - “Nah prolly just a bean”
by Mo104 May 9, 2022
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Green Bean

A new Starbucks employee who has absolutely no idea what is going on.
- "Can you make me a coffee frappuccino, please?
- "What's a 'coffee'?"
- "You sure are a green bean aren't ya"
by GreenoBeanoQuarantino September 13, 2017
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