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When 2 girls start scissoring. While scissoring one barfs on the other's chest. As the barf drips down to the pussy, the first one to lick up the barf wins
A green is just like having sex , but not.
A green by Jaylee, hand oh! May 30, 2007

Jolly Green Giant 

is a huge fellow that picks corn in Whickham rocks from side to side and says "ERRRRRRRM THEM LADS MAURA HELP ERRRRRRM HO HO HO"

.....remember the 80s tinned vegetable advert?
Jolly Green Giant by The G Man August 28, 2003

Going Green

A night in which one drinks a 40 of Micky's, smokes a blunt, then proceeds to use Roto-V to hide the red eyes and chew spearmint gum to conceal the smell of alcohol.
I'm going green tonight. I don't think my mom will even know.

Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?

What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.
Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck 

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.
You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*

i green you 

green(in terms of revealing love)
#meaning
*can't take my eyes off you
*am so into you
*shot full of love
*tree represent green
tree produces oxygen
and so i do need you to survive
i green you

you are my green
i green you,Darling
i green you by Mrs.Catlady October 13, 2018