elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)

idk elio the god is hot af

by pebbls November 21, 2021

Stoner God

Levy Sosa is the Stoner God

Levy Sosa is the Stoner God!

by Cum back to back October 4, 2021

God

God is the creator of the universe, the Beginning and the End, the Alpha and the Omega, The true definition of Love. He protects. He saves. He forgives. He loves us. He understands us. <3

His name must reign forever. God is such an amazing God. God blesses and loves us.

Psalm 94:19

by babygirl1216 October 9, 2021

God

Lana Del Rey

person: "hey! who is god?"
other person: "Lana del rey duh"

by lanadelreyismyreligion October 10, 2021

O my God

When someone says “o my god” they are referring to the car lords (pussy juice) who eats yummy lettuce and only like feel porn

“Omg he really just o my goded me”

by My dick is itchy October 10, 2021

gift from god

a snow day.

John: Today we were given a gift from God.
Frances: Woo! get your wellies on!

by god why is everything taken?! October 11, 2021

Food Of Gods

It’s widely know that cookie and cream ice cream is the best food henceforth it’s title as “Food Of Gods”

You all are wrong! Clearly cookie and cream ice cream is the Food Of Gods!

by LazerSlayer October 12, 2021