10 print "farts"

LGR's fav BASIC program, infinitely prints "farts"

10 print "farts"
20 goto 10

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018

Grecian Fart Burger

A Greek Gyro sandwich made with lamb meat, onion, and a pita bread.

Hey Dad, tomrrow's road trip is going to be awful after eating these Grecian Fart Burgers for Dinner. This one has extra onions.

by scottyboy... July 29, 2019

Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

by Peelings April 7, 2017

Kung Poo Fart

the act of yelling "Waaah-TAH" and abruptly farting right after, sometimes resulting in taking a dump on ones self.

Bill: attack! WAHHTAHHH *farts*
Bob: .....nice Kung Poo Fart o____O

by Dmizzado93 September 18, 2011

circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.

Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

fart breath

A situation that exists when jordan saunders forgets to brush his teeth.

Jordan just walked and talked to me, I'm not going to eat lunch now! I smelled his fart breath.

by eddie masterbaiter October 7, 2008

Fart smella

Everyone, except people with the names that begin with C and K.

Oh, that guy over there, What's his name again? Ruairidh Buchanan. No its Fart Smella.

by Funny fella Calum February 27, 2021