eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing

elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3

by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022

Dec 3

When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7

Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝

by Longballsguy December 3, 2023

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it means gud or sum like that

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by oceanicrealm January 1, 2024

Jupi <3

Jupi is the most amazing girlfriend that max could ever ask for. She is very sweet and caring. She overworks herself, and pushers herself too much like 98% percent of the time, but she pushes through she is a very strong and loves max very much. Stan jupi.

Ex: Do you know jupi <3? She’s literally the best human to exist.

by Jupiluver July 31, 2021

john alford <3

literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile

random bih: ouu girl i need to get me a john alford <3 i heard they do it best

by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023

3 fingers up

you take the secrets that you're entrusted with to your grave

if you hold your last 3 fingers up, that means you're a loyal friend

by uwu <3s you October 5, 2022

September 3

National Match And Cuddle Day. Anyone one who wants to match and cuddle will have to take pictures and one of u would have to post it on your story if u don’t post it then that’s ok but if u do caption “me and bae” what’s your favorite month?

I love September 3.

Match and cuddle with anyone one. Have fun y’all.
I love y’all and September 3 have a good day.

by Myathefinest. September 2, 2021