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John

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..
Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh
by A Kylie December 2, 2019
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John

Some fucking asshole that will steal all your girls. Good at giving head tho. Enjoy that 50 bucks John.
Oh yes John 🥵
by Daddy Swedosh December 2, 2019
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John chua

John has fine ass and great tits he’s got a great Ching personally . She’s Chinese and thinks he can use the n word little does he know he has and never will be giving permission to use the n word. He’s best friends with Obama and lactates all the time. He’s a sensitive guy who can probably fit a whole..... up there.

He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.

He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles
John means my dogs don’t have a name. Actually his name is Gucci

John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room
by My actual name is John December 5, 2019
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John

John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!
by Hi?!? December 5, 2019
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John Ohalloran

A total dick, no life, no one likes John ohalloran.
by Train boy liam Smith December 6, 2019
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Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once
Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity
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Papa Johns Man

A racist former owner of Papa Johns, who is insane.
by Guy who works at Denny's December 9, 2019
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