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Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.
Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.
by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024
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Australian kiss

by Pook831 March 1, 2024
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Green Bay Kiss

When one dude passionately kisses another dude but denies it's gay.
"I'm not gay, it was just a Green Bay Kiss."
by StellaDog March 10, 2024
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bro kiss

When you burp and blow it in the direction of a friend or relative
by Revamped117 March 10, 2024
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fleshkimo kiss

The act of putting two penises against each other and sword fighting with them.
You don’t ever do a fleshkimo kiss with your bro?
No.
Oh.
by Mmmlasagnaand_cock March 13, 2024
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Rembrandt's Kiss

When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?
I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.
by Unreasonable_Man March 15, 2024
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Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?
I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.
by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024
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