when a sweaty Greek man inserts his cock into a sheep's ass while using a zooper dooper wrapper as a condom then after ejaculating 16 times the sheep becomes pregnant and shits out a middle aged black man.
by CumMuncher6969 May 24, 2023
When two men are simultaneously enjoying one woman and one of the two accidentally cums on the other guy. Thus you've shot the sheriff, so you are a Dirty Deputy.
Tom and Tim were getting her from both sides when all of a sudden Tom lost control and pulled a Dirty Deputy all over Tim. Tim wasn't sure whether to cry or to finish.
by Angry E August 03, 2009
When a guy constantly tries making out with a girl when she’s not in the mood, and she gets upset but then they have make up sex and then she gets pregnant and has an abortion
by mikeoxlongasfook July 07, 2023
by Tomato36 August 31, 2021
The act of shitting on your partners chest and sitting on it so it is flat and compact. Then flinging it to each other like a frisbee.
by Barry Fitzbucklestench July 28, 2012
Dirty Kandins are thicc and like to do the nasty with Peppa Pig. Dirty Kandins are the worst you can think of. They will do anything. I MEAN ANYTHING. Oh dear god...
Peppa Pig: Omg Dirty Kandin is soooooo badddddd.
Lobster: I know what he has done Peppa, please get therapy before it’s too late.You can’t be looking at someone with bulging thighs.
Lobster: I know what he has done Peppa, please get therapy before it’s too late.You can’t be looking at someone with bulging thighs.
by REEEREEEKILLTHEVSCOGIRLS August 22, 2019
by slapperboy87 May 28, 2020