I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there
by WorseThanHitler December 12, 2020
Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."
Friend #2: "What do you mean?"
Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."
Friend #2: "What'd she say?"
Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."
Friend #2: "What do you mean?"
Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."
Friend #2: "What'd she say?"
Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 24, 2024
I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
by Zizix123 February 05, 2025
A beautiful human who always puts others before herself. Selfless, Amazing, Kind. Being All SAK is the best form of yourself you can be.
by Princess9856 September 21, 2022
by Princess9856 September 21, 2022
To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
The snipe that opened it all up, occurred one day in the early days of Fortnite: Battle Royale, when Arvid, Skander Soldano and a fourth head were up on a cliff and Arvid majestically sniped a creeping player in one of the huts.
This snipe effectively "opened it all up" for a genius push that eventually won the game for the squad.
This saying will be remembered for ages and transcends many different disciplines. The ____ that opened it all up. Pure artistry with the sniper from Arvid that will never be forgotten.
This snipe effectively "opened it all up" for a genius push that eventually won the game for the squad.
This saying will be remembered for ages and transcends many different disciplines. The ____ that opened it all up. Pure artistry with the sniper from Arvid that will never be forgotten.
the snipe that opened it all up
The ____ that opened it all up.
Used when something has a glaring effect on another thing.
The ____ that opened it all up.
Used when something has a glaring effect on another thing.
by soldano1 September 16, 2021