James

That guy with and Indian accent and emails you about
A lottery or a cruise. Always has a strong Indian accent and the whitest name. but when you call him he has no idea about the email and seem to make up the conversation.

Hello my name is james what did you call me for
: the email
:I see, what email

by Megamer-+monster September 9, 2019

James Locke

Absolute Giga chad with balls the size of bowling balls. If you know a guy named James Locke you better give him that gawk gawk 9000 because that's the good shit.

Girl: OMG IS THAT JAMES LOCKE???
James: I have a 13 inch penis
Girl: James Locke is so sexy

by ObamaSussyBalls May 14, 2022

James Ribas

Used to describe somebody who's abnormally large and uses their blubber as armour.

"Oh, I just lost to a James Ribas in Clash! I need to go back to playing Gay UFC. "

by okwhothefuckkeepsstealingnames October 12, 2025

James

Idk he seems nice ig, seems like a jackass too...kinda hard to read.

James.........I don't fucking know bro

by Nintenbro1 August 10, 2021

James Gaynor

A certain individual that is cool and calm until he unleashes his demons and starts going crazy.

James Gaynor Unleashed his demons

by EPIC GAMER NIGGER June 13, 2023

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 17, 2005

James

James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.

Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄

by Owen447 January 27, 2022