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Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.
Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!
by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017
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bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.
Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.
by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020
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Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.
Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?
by human toaster oven February 9, 2021
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Bean

by xjsvg December 18, 2021
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Bean

When you are so far deep in a girl that you feel a little jelly bean like object inside of her.
"Hey, did you rock that girl last night?
"Yea, I beaned her and it was amazing!"
by RealCambino June 7, 2017
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nako bean

a naked person who is adorable. usually a small child.
“aww you’re a little nako bean!”
by cookieslayerrrrrrr May 13, 2021
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The Green Bean

The name you would use to describe the coolest motherfuckers on the earth.If you have a group of friends just know you're not as cool as the green bean
Person:Hey what are the green bean up to
Other person:Being cool as shit
by IDKWTNT September 19, 2022
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