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:-D

It's a dick
"Lmao I told my mom :-D meant happy alien smiley face"
by JohnCenaaa April 11, 2016
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ISRAEL-D

ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.

Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.

It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.
Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.

Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!

Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.

Person 2: Fr?!

Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!
by OccDoc161 January 4, 2024
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Figure 23'd

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M-D

M-D is short for Marie-Dominique, she's a former hip-hop singer. Now she "teaches" kids to "speak" French. In order to accomplish this goal she leads a dictatorship.
Gawe beetje chillen bij M-D (Marie-Dominique)
by Porxer September 20, 2018
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D-Ja Vu

The moment a person has when they realize that a dick has been in their mouth.
"I just had major D-Ja Vu from that time I was with Tyler."
by Corndoggingtuesday January 9, 2017
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On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025
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D-bagasaurus

a big, ancient, small-handed douchebag.
" he's a d-bag, but at least he not a d-bagasaurus.. "
by The New August 23, 2012
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