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Tits

An exclamation to show happiness, immense approval, or another word for sweet, nice, cool, etc.
“Yo I can make it to the function
“Tits!!”
by Per-Son July 2, 2024
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Tits

Two small birds called tits.
Dude, look at those tits!

Dude, w0t?

Those birds!

Damn, you just ruined my life.
by NightmarishStudios July 24, 2018
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Tickling your tit

Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you
Person 1: does this dress make me look fat

Person 2: yes

Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down
by Peepeepoopo man August 26, 2023
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If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are
Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe
by Del0920 August 12, 2021
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Tit Block

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example
Why are you tit blocking me?
by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015
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tit the cunt

Billybob: Dennis my server doesn't seem to be responding where do I start?
Dennis: Please tell me you have already tit the cunt, I can't deal with your level of stupidity any more!
by Go55y May 13, 2021
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Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
It’s tap tit Monday!”
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