by Per-Son July 2, 2024

by NightmarishStudios July 24, 2018

Person 1: does this dress make me look fat
Person 2: yes
Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down
Person 2: yes
Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down
by Peepeepoopo man August 26, 2023

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are
Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.
Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.
Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe
Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.
Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe
by Del0920 August 12, 2021

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example
by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015

Billybob: Dennis my server doesn't seem to be responding where do I start?
Dennis: Please tell me you have already tit the cunt, I can't deal with your level of stupidity any more!
Dennis: Please tell me you have already tit the cunt, I can't deal with your level of stupidity any more!
by Go55y May 13, 2021

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020
