White Man's Whore

Someone who is especially attracted to white men that are celebrities; they claim all men are trash but still continue to stan basic white men.

"ugh tom holland is so cute."

"you're such a white man's whore!"

by no tea no shade just FACTS July 2, 2018

White Mexican

A hispanice who has white skin but still has hispanic features. Many of them believe that they are white but guess what hon...you aren't! The KKK would kill you just as eaisly as they would kill a darker hispanic. Oh yeah and southern white mexicans would you please stop wearing hollistor, A&F, and American Eagle.

Angel: where is that white mexican maria at?
Lana: oh that girl is over there with them white people trying desperately to fit in. She's even starting to forget her native tounge

by The Bad Q November 24, 2006

Basic white mom

A mom in her 30’s and 40’s that “stays at home” because of 1 child (2 at most), takes advantage of Botox and dresses like a basic white girl in her late teens / early twenties. Also flirts with young men like a cougar.

That basic white mom was rocking those shirt denim jeans while she hit on the college age waiter and her daughter was waiting.

by Deplorable4life September 10, 2018

white spotted bambi

While engaging in vaginal or oral sex with a woman, before ejaculating remove your penis and proceed to ejaculate on her face. Then shoot her mom.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave Christy a white spotted bambi last night.

Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.

by strawberrytaco October 13, 2009

white trash pizza

The cheap, thin crust, high-cholesterol frozen pizzas readily available at white trash grocery stores such as Aldi. Despite the name, they are delicious. White trash pizza in its truest form has no toppings - it's just crust, sauce, cheese, and probably a few chemicals you don't want to hear about.

Guy: I'm gonna throw a white trash pizza in the oven. Want to split it?
Dude: Hell yeah.

by Sweasel September 7, 2007

White Castle shit

One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off

Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

Common White Girl

Any girl, generally of any race or ethnicity, who are obsessed with the following:
iPhones/iPads
Fall
Leggings/Nike pants
Bath and Body works candles
Bath and Body Works soap
Target bikinis
Sports bras
The movie Mean Girls (only the first)
Pink
Riding boots

Kanye West
The song "Up Down"
Candy Corn
"I can't even"
Emojis in every text ❤️😂😍9⃣😂🐏🎃
Snapchat
Instagram

Twitter
Customized jackets, purses, boots...
Vera Bradley lanyards
North Face jackets
Lululemon headbands
Nike shorts and tennis shoes
Hipster glasses
Rings
"I can't even."
"YASSSS"

"Did you see Skylar's Snapchat story?"

"I know. Leggings, emojis,bath and body works soap and candles..."

"So common white girl of her!"

by Alpha Alex October 18, 2014