Simp

When someone has a crush on a fictional character

“I simp for Hisoka” is a fairly common sentence

by Lyra February 24, 2021

Simp

simp is a acronym of the military ranking:

Simian
Imitating
Military
Personal

yes, im a simp. Simian Imitating Military Personal

by Jobb February 24, 2021

simp

lmao me

youre such a fucking simp, she doesnt even like you bro.

by simper.mp4 February 24, 2021

Simp

A man who seeks sexual interaction from a woman and when he doesn't get it gets mad.

Caitlyn: Hey Matt! Thanks for the dinner, it was great!
Matt: Sure Caitlyn, you wanna bang?
Caitlyn: Ummm Matt, we just started dating, isn't that something that happens a little later?
Matt: So no?
Caitlyn: Not no, just not now.
Matt: Whatever, I knew you were a hoe anyway.
Caitlyn: ....simp

by Babooshka80 February 25, 2021

Simp

You

You are a simp

by You're a simp February 25, 2021

Simp

You. You are a simp. Admit it.

Person: Are you a simp?
Person2: yes..

by You don’t 2 know my name February 25, 2021

Simp

Going above and beyond to make your crush happy.

Simp: “here let me buy you that car”
Person: “stop being a simp”

by Simpmaster ( ; February 26, 2021