Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

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Yu-shiang whole fish

An asian man fucks a fish, creampies the fish, then shoves the whole fish up his own ass. Then, he goes to work, leaving the whole creampied fish up his ass for the entire day. Once he goes home that evening he shits the whole fish back out and makes creampied whole fish shit pho for dinner.

My ideal man is a yu-shiang whole fish type of guy. So self sufficient!

by woody dick March 4, 2023

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Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.

Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"

by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024

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neck holes and fish heads

Northwest cuisine for the ones sent to the southeast incinerator of the tumbleweed state... you stand at an exit door and release one at a time for spawn of the devil. It only takes about 1500 years of feeding to make him happy. When he burps up his yellow slime, you can finally have a glass of ice water.

I'm not serving anymore, unless I can go in a feeding frenzy neck holes and fish heads, I'm the incinerator now.

by The sarcastic/unpredictable 1 December 23, 2023

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