two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

You put your finger in the cheese

A phrase for when you’ve really messed up.

Oh my god! I can’t believe you sent that email. You put your finger in the cheese with that one.

by Hereyago March 5, 2020

Four fingers up

Means Nalarnia is the slickest person ever

If you put four fingers up your amazing

by Yours truly Ur Mom April 20, 2022

she has dutch boy fingers

A lesbian women.

Hey,she must have dutch boy fingers, she just started sleeping with another woman.

by AKV October 2, 2003

National finger your girlfriend day

On october 2nd it is finger your girlfriend day and your girlfriend cant stop you no matter what

Happy fingering

On national finger your girlfriend day i fingered my girlfriend

by Totally Not Jackson October 1, 2018

Finger Punched My Fart Box

When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.

"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"

by SRACRacer18 December 13, 2018