christmas tree cakes

Something that people are addicted to holy frick why

A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat*
Everybody else : WhYYYYY

by foxlife37 December 15, 2020

needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.

I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.

by Coolzville October 13, 2020

cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it

cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass

by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022

Cake

being Knackered or very drunk.

I am cake, i need sleep.
I am cake, i am drunk.

by MatyMoore July 15, 2005

dust cake

the complete opposite of a fat steamy cream pie

she be dry homie all dust caked up.

by scumdawg ophishal May 4, 2017

Cake Team

Named from a rap song released by Fetty Wap 9 years ago, "CAKE TEAM"

Cake Team is a universal group name for women with large asses throwing it back and twerking.

You can find these women in various types of clubs.

Yo dawg, the Cake Team is in this mofo, lets throw some bands.

by spicyNigger June 4, 2023

first bite of cake/bite of cake

(First bite of cake): getting your first peace of pussy or first time eating someone ass
(Bite of cake): getting pussy or eating someone ass out

What was ur first bite of cake/bite of cake like?

by Juggandsuicide November 25, 2025