sweat ass

when your underwear sticks to the crack of your ass and cheeks and from heavy perspiration

During the heatwave he often suffered from sweat ass

by Jack June 23, 2004

ass nozzle

1. The shanked out remains of ones anus following anal sex.
2. insult

1. After shagging the freak Mary, Big Daddy Al gazed at the ass nozzle he created.
2. The french are ass nozzles. (notice the "small" f, only real countries get capitalization.

by eXidum May 13, 2003

ass face

one who's face looks like an ass

Hey Ass Face, it's your chin that does it.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

ass spelunker

this word comes from ass meaning butt and spelunker meaning someone who explores caves so ass spelunker means someone who explores the butt hole and its surrounding area

god jantzen minton is such an ass spelunker

by the_one_and_only June 9, 2003

jean ass

When a pair of jeans are worn by a girl they create the perfect apple shaped ass, but when they are removed the ass no longer retains the shape and sags or becomes flabby looking.

man that girl has a nice ass....No that girl has jean ass, or she has a case of the jean ass

by Jeremy Diver January 1, 2009

Ass Cum

1. Unpleasant result from anal intercourse in which the cum leeks from the anus, discolored with feces, and chunks of feces. Can often lead to Anal Cream Corn.

2. A mutation in which the Vas deferens are routed to the rectum, resulting in ejaculation out of ones asshole.

1. "Dude you just farted ass cum back onto my dick"

2. "I just blew a load of cum out of my ass", says guy 1
Guy 2 retorts,"That, my friend, is what we call ass cum."
Guy 3,"mine usually comes from my dick."
Guy 1 states,"My semen always came out of my ass."

by Coocher January 22, 2008

ass leg

An ass that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for sex.

Dude1: Damn, I'm really drunk and I need to get laid. I'd fuck that chick over there, but she's got an ass leg.

Dude2: Yeah, well you're mom's got an ass leg too, but that didn't stop your dad. How did he ever find youre mom's pussy anyway? Her ass leg would've thrown me off while hunting for her snatch.

by EatMyJunk April 27, 2009