Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

pune cake

Where a man busts not in but around the vagina and makes the vagina to where it isn’t visible

Pune cake

by Jerry-is-harry206 November 28, 2017

Cup cakes

Small sweet tits that taste like heaven

Yo I was wit dis bitch last night she had some bomb ass cup cakes

by SheckyTheBookie February 5, 2015

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017

Cake

The 42 of humanity and a delicious baked treat

Let them eat cake

by FeatherTehCat February 14, 2019

Crab cakes

Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.

Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.

by peppyjoto April 9, 2021

Cake

A nice ass (typically female)

Damn girl you got cake.

by itsalwayslit July 19, 2016