A Higz moment 

A Higz moment is where you do something so retarded that it shocks you.

Ivan:

FFS, I had a Higz moment and it wouldn't come to me.

A Higz moment by Jx. May 10, 2009

no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

no-brain moment by PCPuss May 13, 2009

Budget Cut Moment 

Noun: A moment when a movie uses lazy tactics like using the same clips over and over again, using the original voices for grunts for foreign instead of replacing it with the voices for the other dubs, using an inapprapriate setting for something else (Trying to make a garage or some cheap place look like a high-tech lab), etc just because there's not enough money or to save money or keep the extra for the filmmakers.

Movie Reviewer: AND LOOK AT THIS!!! They used the same exact clip again! Everyone?
All together: BUDGET CUT MOMENT!!!!

Budget Cut Moment by Dante Legira July 9, 2009

I Guess Me Moment 

to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing

friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"

I Guess Me Moment by K87 November 20, 2009

rhubarb and tonic moment

"Rhubarb and tonic" is what the crowd says on tv during a din in the courtroom when the defendant is proclaimed guilty or innocent because it provides the best sound mix.

Judge: I find the defendant guilty.
Crowd: (general din)

Judge: Order! What are they all saying?
Dick Wolf: Your honor, I believe they are saying "rhubarb and tonic"
Director: Yes, that's what we told them to say. This is what is called a "rhubarb and tonic moment".

rhubarb and tonic moment by pe.kelly11 November 22, 2009

Curious George Moment 

When trying to fix/clean/repair something, the person makes it ten times worse.

I was trying to clean the spilled soap but I ended up flooding the entire room with bubbles. It was a real Curious George Moment.

Curious George Moment by ahorvet April 30, 2010

Total Salad Moment 

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

Total Salad Moment by robertw101 July 27, 2010