poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.

I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!

by salami! February 2, 2024

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.

Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!

by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020

Group Poop

The act of holding hands with the person in the next stall over while taking a poop in a public restroom

David: let's take a group poop
Matt: isn't that kinda gay
David: not if you say no homo
Matt: alright but we gotta use the middle school bathroom because the stalls are always empty
David: fuck yeah

by Bigdad69 June 13, 2018

Poop Tinding

The act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet.

My bowel movements are fuller when I'm poop tinding, because looking at all the pretty ladies relaxes my sphincter.

by SuperDontay October 2, 2025

Poop

Hard,sharp sometimes comeing out of your Butthole. Warm, mushy, and any color of the food you ate.

OMG I POOPED TODAY AND ITS BLUE

by sit face March 6, 2022