Wii Condom

Slang for the Wii Remote Jacket, an add-on for the Wii remote that is supposed to "increase" the grip on the Wii remote, and also resembles a condom. Supposedly, the Wii Condom is also supposed to protect the Wii Remote from getting AIDS from the sensor bar.

Dude 1: "Dude, let's play WiiSports!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on the Wii Condoms on the Wii Remotes so then they don't get AIDS from the sensor bar."

Dude 1: "Lol!"

Wii Condom by firstbloodstrat August 6, 2009

Wii Tennis 

A very violent and gyrational handjob often inflicting pain on the male

"Dude i'm in major pain."
"why?"
"Last night, lydia came over and played some wii tennis, if you know what i'm saying."

"take some vicoden and grow some balls"

Wii Tennis by Winston McMustache May 3, 2010

Wii U 

One of the most disappointing consoles in history. Many thought it was another type of Wii with a gamepad but it's actually its own console. And because it has a touchable gamepad you think it's portable but no it's a home console, and it shuts itself down if you try to play it outside. The Wii U makes the PS Vita and the Gamecube look good. The Wii U as well as its terrible ads killed itself. Glad Nintendo made the Switch.

The Wii U is a trash console.

Wii U by STGamer February 1, 2019

wii-tard

1) Someone too retarded to play the Nintendo Wii.

2) Someone too retarded to say the word retarded without saying wii or wree instead of re.

1)

Wii-tard - Ugh! I just can't play Zelda... it's too freaking hard!

Dude - Shut up to wii-tard!

2)

Wii-tard - your such a wree-tard!

Dude - The word is RE-tard or WII-tard you numpty!

wii-tard by dying_wolf July 3, 2007

Wii-tard

Anyone that is still bidding around $600+shipping for the basic bundle from the same people who bought them up for the $250 retail price! Them people shivering in parking lots don't look so Wii-tarded now do they? They all think If they don't get one by Christmas their children will hate them forever! And don't forget that precious receipt-please give me a break already or better yet get a clue and leave these Wii-tailers stuck with about 20,000 consoles listed!

Example? Example!?! just click on Ebay right now and just look at the highest bidders-there's your example of a Wii-tard! Also could someone please right the definition for the tags I created, I think I've done my part:>

Wii-tard by Wiiwarner January 6, 2008

wii-jected 

When a nerd rejects another nerd.

Nerd 1: Will you go out with me?

Nerd2: Hell no!

Nerd 3: That was harsh, why did you reject him?

Nerd 4: He deserved to be wii-jected

wii-jected by Keanu Taylor February 10, 2008

wii-nied 

(like denied). accidentally using your wii controller (wiinis) to control a different device in your home. Usually occurs when consuming alcohol.

"I couldn't figure out why the volume on my TV wasn't going up, then I realized I was being wii-nied."

wii-nied by Ruthless Johsnon October 1, 2007