if only you were lonely

An album by hawthorne heights. One of the greatest albums ive ever heard. All the songs are great! Except the song "Decembers" which sucks!

dune #1: have you heard hawthorne heights new album "if only you were lonely"?

dune #2: yeah, it totally rocks!!!!

by shaun1 September 9, 2006

wertle

to shift in an uncomfortable position

"i had to fuckin...wertle, cause ya motha takes up most of the matress in ya room.

by g unit master flex December 6, 2003

would that it were

The expression implies a wishful or idealized alternative to an undesired reality. The phrase was coined by Robert Robinson, an English radio and television presenter, journalist and author.

{I} would that it were {so} = {I} wish it were {so}

"I hope, that's be the end of all our troubles."
"Would that it were, would that it were."

by pho3nix January 13, 2016

Smitty Werben Man Jensen

Number 1! That guy in that one spongebob episode that has the retarded hat.

Whoa! You look like Smitty Werben Man Jensen

by n00b is my name July 8, 2006

Were-Jew

An ordinary man by day and night. However on special nights where the moon is only 1/16 visible he becomes a monster that has not been seen for 450 years, a Were-Jew. Many believe that the Were-Jew was created when Moses, the most Jewish man in all history of the Jews, had fought a Were-wolf while guiding his people to the promised land and had sustained an injury from the werewolf. But the werewolf injury could not overcome the Jewish zest of Moses and transform him into a were-wolf, instead made him much more powerful Jew when only 1/16 of a moon was out. Thus the birth of the Were-Jew. A man becomes a were-jew when he suffers a wound from another were-jew, the result is transforming into a Jew when only 1/16 of the moon is out for they are too cheap to use the whole moon. The were-jew when transformed does what every ordinary Jew does however they are 10 times cheaper and about 50 times better at Financing there money. The only way to kill a Were-Jew is to kill it with a bullet made out of pennies and soaked with the blood of a virgin Asian, only than will you be able to kill a Were-Jew. To find out whether you or a friend is a Were-Jew you must splash you or your friend with expensive brand name water, this has a similar effect that Holy Water has on demons where it burns them like sulphuric acid.

Richard: Michael did you hear that Kevin Thompson made 60 grand off of the stocks last night?
Michael: 60 Grand!? Impossible! He's not a Jew!... Unless he's a were-jew....
Richard: C'mon thats impossible he only got lucky....
Michael: Think about it last night only 1/16 of the moon came out and he rejected that bottle of Fiji water. Now this, only one possibility, Were-Jew.

Richard: OMG we better go melt down some pennies and get some blood from Bok Choi !

by BokChoyExtreme May 18, 2011

weregay

you cant notice the weregay when the clock strikes 12am and a friend of yours becomes extreamly gay. there will be touching, staring, giggling, and more touching. He will not be afraid to put his ass on you or sit closer then normal. T%he look in his eyes can tell you that at this point no women can satisfiy his needs, only a man can.

Vin touching me
is it past 12
oh weregay

by Big-T November 5, 2004

werevamp

one who is a mix of a werewolf and a vampire

"you like to grr at me and bite"
"maybe"
"such a werevamp"

by jknp May 19, 2009