To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past
"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"
by Kyleyolo February 5, 2020
Get the Wedding toast mug.1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.
by mouse wheel April 23, 2020
Get the bologna wedding mug.A copy and paste wedding is a wedding you attend that looks like every detail was copy and pasted from the internets.
by Butyes0711 February 15, 2020
Get the Copy and paste wedding mug.When the newly wed sneak away to do a quickie somewhere during reception and return without anyone knowing they were gone.
Everyone knew Jesse and Jamie did a wedding quickie and didn’t care.
Steven and Sara never got to do the wedding quicky Sara wanted to do.
Steven and Sara never got to do the wedding quicky Sara wanted to do.
by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020
Get the wedding quickie mug.Recess Wedding Epidemics are when two popular kids in 2nd - 5th grade have a recess wedding (see recess wedding) and magically, everyone else has one too. Recess wedding epidemics can last from a week to the end of the school year. They usually can't be stopped easily by teachers, but it's possible. When they can't be stopped, it's either because:
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.
Kid 1: Hey, did you hear? Jessica and Tommy started a recess wedding epidemic. Man, i hate them.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.
by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020
Get the Recess Wedding Epidemics mug.A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.
The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.
The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.
by Dalliwerke October 23, 2012
Get the Wedding jewel mug.1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park
1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."
2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."
2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."
by thebeemarie July 1, 2012
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