Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by Banned As DC June 26, 2022

wedding yogurt

(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.

(a) Taste my wedding yogurt.
(b) Taste the wedding yogurt. It's lemon sherbet.

by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013

dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.

I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".

by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 8, 2021

Wed

Friendly feeling and behaviour
- Good and cordial relations
- The feeling or relationship that exists between friends
- Intense feeling of of caring about someone or affection or fondness for a person
- amicability; closeness

Wed

- Like very much
- Be in love with
- Be passionately attached to
- Have a liking for
- Take a fancy to
- Fall (be) in love with
- Be passionately fascinated and enchanted by
- To be fond of (a person)
- To feel love or fondness for
- be fond of; be inclined to; take to; adore; fancy; like; love

by Cuteist me December 3, 2020

wedding serumony

A service where two "venomous" individuals tie the knot.

If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.

by QuacksO May 22, 2018

dead wed

Dead Wed is act the act of of promising. It is used when promising to someone similar to the word “bible” but much better. When writing Dead Wec it always starts in capitals because it is cool like that

Cool dude: “Please don’t tell anyone man”
Cool man: “Don’t worry man I won’t”
Cool dude: “Dead Wed”?
Cool man: “Yes, Dead Wed

by Y0ungd4gg3rd1ck June 16, 2018

The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

A single twenty somethings worst nightmare is the wedding year.

by DearUniverse July 16, 2016