Vertically-fat

Unnecessarily tall.

"She's so vertically-fat, there's absolutley no need!" (Declared by small persons.)

"Since you're vertically-fat, would you pass me the paint from the top shelf."

"Stop taking up all that valuable airspace with your vertical-fat."

by Karenna May October 12, 2012

verizon dick

When yo dick is so long, you can literally reach out and touch someone.

I have THE hottest boyfriend...he's got a Verizon Dick, it's so big even from across the bed he can reach out and touch someone:)

by Hagihunter December 14, 2016

vertez

Sexy,smart,cool speak her mind don't care what anyone say and loyal

Vertez is awesome

by always_cool March 14, 2017

Vert

A Puerto Rican Mafia with amazing drip, don't fuck with them they'll fuck u up.

What's happening here?

Vert

by Big shlong Donkey Kong August 20, 2020

Vertically Frustrated

(1.) A short person who wishes they were taller, and has passionate feelings about it.

(2.) The emotion felt by every bird God gave wings, that can't fly. Many a baby ostrich and Emu has sought therapy after looking at birds in the sky, flapping their little fuzzy wings, and not being able to produce the desired result.

(1.) As a short guy, I find dating websites vertically frustrating. .

(2.) Vertically frustrated ostrich seeks pilot license.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

trayvon vert

A big ni🅱️🅱️a who dank as a basket ball in a glove box👌¯\_(ツ)_/
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Oh dear laqueasha Arnold the 3rd, you are looking rather “trayvon vert” today...

by Feature me May 5, 2018

Lil Uzi Vert

a "rapper" who consists his verses of 1) YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH 2) HEY 3) WHAT 4) HUH 5) WHO and will continue to use those words every. god damn. verse.

In the song Bad and Boujee all Lil Uzi Vert says is "YAH YAH YAH".

by You'reWhoreable February 22, 2017