A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
by oaul March 21, 2007
Get the van goghmug. A kind, handsome man who lives in Benton, Ar. A very smart man, who loves to hunt. He is pro-gun and voted for trump....
by Vantheman#1 December 18, 2016
Get the van heathmug. by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003
Get the Pop's Vanmug. 1) When someone behaves so crazily, they need to be escorted to the Psychiatric Ward.
2) When you enter an object of transportation and do not pay before exiting.
3) When those that are in your company suddenly begin to mistreat you for no apparent reason.
4) When you are watching T.V. and it suddenly seems that the storyline is based is you.
2) When you enter an object of transportation and do not pay before exiting.
3) When those that are in your company suddenly begin to mistreat you for no apparent reason.
4) When you are watching T.V. and it suddenly seems that the storyline is based is you.
1) This dude is clocking me so hard, it may be time he hop the van.
2) Last night I got so drunk, I lost my wallet and hopped the van.
3) Due to Danny hopping the van, I went out clubbing last night.
4) Yo, I was watchin' Law and Order last night and I promise you it hopped the van.
2) Last night I got so drunk, I lost my wallet and hopped the van.
3) Due to Danny hopping the van, I went out clubbing last night.
4) Yo, I was watchin' Law and Order last night and I promise you it hopped the van.
by Cheri Hard September 5, 2014
Get the Hop the vanmug. *pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang
*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.
Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang
*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.
Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.
by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008
Get the van-handlingmug. Van-boy is a nickname for vanity. Sometimes she’s nice sometimes she’s not (she’s a big bully)
She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)
Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)
Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)
She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)
Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)
Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)
by Asiancoolkid123 July 5, 2019
Get the Van-boymug. by cum slinger December 2, 2009
Get the van marrummug.