twist the monkey

Stroke the cock

Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.

by JustALilBittt September 18, 2020

Twisted Nipple

I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.

dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE

by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020

Twinkie-Twist

First you butt bounce on a trampoline, then you flip to the side.

I just did a Twinkie-Twist!

by maxandoreo11037 March 27, 2021

twisted off

A person jacked up on meth or some other type of speed that's been up for a extended period and is talking nonsense usually to themselves and usually moving like they are trying to dance but are changing their minds as to what body part to move first.

Did you see that chic at wal-Mart twisted off in the toy isle?

by Kris burkholder March 06, 2019

the kentucky twist

when one fucks their brother and or sister.

"dude, did you hear about Dave and Sara Smith? ... They did the Kentucky twist... Fucking Gross"

by theblastmaster290 January 03, 2014

shit twisting

The act of twisting yourself out of deep life threatening shit by the art of smooth talking.

"Don't ever doubt my shit twisting skills bruh"

by Smoothtalker February 22, 2015

Bama Twist

When one's testicle(s) get hyperextended due to being pulled down too hard causing the nerves and veins to increase in size, nut drop, and a massive hit to ones self esteem.

My buddy Bama got up too fast and one of his nuts got caught in his underwear giving him the ol Bama Twist.

by Kai's dad August 01, 2021