Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it
(Alex walks in)
Harry: He just toot his horn
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it
(Alex walks in)
Harry: He just toot his horn
by Madsteampunkpixiequeen October 29, 2022
Get the toot his hornmug. Little fart escaping the butthole at minimal speed.
"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"
Synonyms: Rock toot, stone toot, little fart, and puff of air.
"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"
Synonyms: Rock toot, stone toot, little fart, and puff of air.
by Jerry springer October 6, 2015
Get the pebble tootmug. by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022
Get the Tootmug. by Texas2step July 21, 2017
Get the squimish tootsmug. It is either the ripple effect that occurs when you toot and it travels slowly right up the front, or in some cases actually is derived from the depths of the shame cave itself. Either way is gross and wrong but life happens.
by Crispyshelbycake October 25, 2025
Get the Tuna Tootmug. by lozda January 3, 2025
Get the Tooting on the Borismug. When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
Get the Prostate-toot-shuNmug.