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toot his horn

A man playing with his cock like he’s honking a horn…

Toot his horn (penis) like his honking it
Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it

(Alex walks in)

Harry: He just toot his horn
by Madsteampunkpixiequeen October 29, 2022
mugGet the toot his hornmug.

pebble toot

Little fart escaping the butthole at minimal speed.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

Synonyms: Rock toot, stone toot, little fart, and puff of air.
"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"
by Jerry springer October 6, 2015
mugGet the pebble tootmug.

Toot

Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted
by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022
mugGet the Tootmug.

squimish toots

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on
by Texas2step July 21, 2017
mugGet the squimish tootsmug.

Tuna Toot

It is either the ripple effect that occurs when you toot and it travels slowly right up the front, or in some cases actually is derived from the depths of the shame cave itself. Either way is gross and wrong but life happens.
Quit tuna tooting in your fricken grunders! Geez.
by Crispyshelbycake October 25, 2025
mugGet the Tuna Tootmug.

Tooting on the Boris

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"
by lozda January 3, 2025
mugGet the Tooting on the Borismug.

Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
mugGet the Prostate-toot-shuNmug.

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