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Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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smack titties

When a chick's titties look like a piece of cotton sittin' in a soup spoon.
Damn, bitches smack titties are hit!
by Soy Sauce Jimmy August 4, 2016
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Titty Sling

A bra, usually above the cup size of C.
Dayum, her Titty Sling must be huge!
by Ned Farr July 25, 2011
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Titty Tagging

The event in which you or the driver next to you is attempting to change lanes, but both vehicles either slow down or speed up which makes the lane change unsuccessful.

Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".
This asshole was titty tagging me on on freeway 59 last night, which caused me to miss the exit and make me late!
by vonhelsing20 October 29, 2012
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titty graze

When you're at work or anywhere really and a chick grazes/bumps or brushes her boobs accidentally past your arm back or shoulder. Can occur frequently if they have massive tits and are'nt careful.
Dude 1: "Mate, I love working with her, she give the best titty grazes".
Dude 2: "I know right! They're fucken huge!"
by minge007 November 23, 2011
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Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.
Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there
by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019
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llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know
Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain
by fuckingtwatbitch July 13, 2015
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