tongue depressor

disgusting food.

i'm never going to that restaurant again... they only stuff they have on their menu are tongue depressors.

by Chef Awesomesauce December 1, 2010

black tongue

Used to describe when a person says something out loud and it manifests as reality and comes true. Black Tongue *bluh-a-ck Tung*

This asshole has a black tongue. Every time he opens his mouth the shit comes true —-I wish he would shut the hell up or say he wishes I was rich and happily retired.

by Amoritito August 12, 2021

tongue drunk

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.

My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.

by Pkbah November 2, 2018

Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.

John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.

by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014

Dog Tongue

When a man uses his soft cock to rub up and down a woman’s face to get ready for a blowjob

Man 1: I used a dog tongue to get my girlfriend ready for sex.

Man 2: what’s that?

Man 1: look it up.

by Ligmeebulls April 9, 2021

Tongue Wank

A tongue wank is when you get the tightest of pussies and you tongue them and you actually stick your tongue up the pussy and it feels like a wank but on your tongue.

Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand

"That guy next door he gave me a tongue wank it felt so good" or

"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"

by n8frompap January 3, 2018

power tongue

1. An individual whether man or female who is very great at licking the clitoris to the extent that the woman says no man/woman has ever made me orgasm like that.

2. When you are a professional at eating the vagina

1.
Man: (Doing his deed downtown for the woman)

Woman: Damn no man has ever made me cum with there tongue. You have a power tongue

2. Guy: They call me power tongue

Girl : What does that mean?

Guy: I’m very talented at eating the vagina

by Mr. Oh Louwd Florida July 9, 2018