Mule Skinner

derogatory word to describe an uneducated unintelligent black person.

hey what do you know about bill?

Billy is a real mule skinner.

by fluby1209 May 1, 2024

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

Aint that a ride on the mule

ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense

Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow

Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes

You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally

You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow

by Yale historian July 5, 2021

Amish Mule

When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.

Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.

Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.

Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”

Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”

Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”

“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”

“YES!! I love blood punch!”

by Gerald Steve February 13, 2026