Raw Jump

a maneuver which requires jumping or leaping over a large gap or object of what appears to provide great difficulty to the individual. Can be completed in a video game or in real life.

Dan: You comin man?

Dave: Yeah, just let me raw jump over this log right here..

by TC cafeteria lovin January 13, 2010

jump a bridge

To throw yourself off a bridge and die

The ol' one-way-ticket razzle-dazzle off a bridge

Dave: Dude go jump a bridge.

Josh: That simp needs to jump a bridge.

by ProofYou'reDumb eZ February 21, 2020

Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.

Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks

by Duhwilly August 15, 2012

Mega Jump

The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.

LOL.

But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.

Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011

Jump the Fence

A moment where a reality show that consistently proves to be unconvincing in its content suddenly has a true moment of reality on a scale that has never been imagined before.

Originating from a moment on The Bachelor when Colton Underwood is heartbroken after one of the contestants quit the show, and afterwards, he proceeded to jump over a fence.

Steve: "Did you watch The Bachelor last night?"
Paul: "No. Besides, you know that show's fake, right?"
Steve: "Well, it wasn't fake last night. In fact, they managed to jump the fence."

by RealityTVGuide March 06, 2019

jump in a hole

The act of telling someone to jump in a hole after they make a ridiculous comment, or make a correct guess on jeopardy.

"Hey, Harry, you asshole, go jump in a hole."

by Mikerin February 17, 2014

ball jump

When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.

Note- this will only work in Africa

When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too

by MR.KLAUS November 23, 2010