hillbilly beer

A warm beer.

Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

by Billy of the Hills January 07, 2016

The Beverly Hillbilly

Having sex with a person that has a colostomy bag then force all the shit in her colostomy bag to one side so it’s taught then burst it with a pencil so rains down like black gold Texas T.

I took this chick home from the bar the other night and gave her The Beverly Hillbilly.

by MI KE B April 13, 2019

Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 27, 2024

hillbilly scumfuck

Everyone from the Northern Shore of New England except strippers from New Hampshire.

Those hillbilly scumfucks!!!

by movensilenze June 25, 2022

Hillbilly Defrost

Hillbilly defrost is the act of pissing on the rear vehicle window to remove frost.

I had to hillbilly defrost my sisters sedan to pull out of the drive.

by Mufflertapper December 09, 2021

Freedom Hillbilly

A person who thinks covid19 is a hoax and attempts to get America to open by treating essential workers like trash.

A Freedom Hillbilly came into work today, and after finding out our dining room wasn’t open yet lost his shit and said he’d take his business elsewhere.

by Astronaut Helmet May 13, 2020

hillbilly hitler

Love Me

I want to be hillbilly hitlered

by PAN CAKE October 05, 2017