Zen Garden

Your grinder when it’s full enough to play with like a sandbox or a Zen Garden
Woah man, We’ve got a Zen Garden in here
by baylien November 24, 2018
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garden slut

A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.
Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!

I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!

I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.
by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022
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gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.
Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
by Justdatiler September 11, 2016
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Puss Garden

The overgrown upper pubic region of a woman's lower pleasure zone.
Damn, Emma undressed in front of me last night and she has a total puss garden down there.
by Chippy McNish January 26, 2019
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golden garden

The act of making your co worker believe they do not know the meaning of a phrase, so they feel left out and stupid.
We pretended golden gardens was a weird sexual act.
by Thesandeyman December 12, 2017
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Snake Garden

A snake is someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber.

Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite. When they gather in herds they’re called Snake Garden.
All the students are snakes. Tingvoll Videregående is a snake garden
by Albus12345 November 27, 2018
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Garden gnoming

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.
Quit garden gnoming and play fair!
by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017
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