Fountain of sneezes

A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.

Dude I had a fountain of sneezes, there was a pool of snot in my elbow

by I can’t think of a name now oK September 23, 2018

Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.

Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.

by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018

school fountain

Normally taste like spit, grass, mildew or other unknown substances. Also warm most of the time. Just go buy a bottle of water instead, to save yourself time and sanity.

Person A: *Coughing*
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.

by Rhinestone Medici May 28, 2018

Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

fountain hopping

The act of wading in a fountain, typically with the goal of being a rebellious degenerate. Activities often include shotgunning Keystone Light and smoking blunts, with great vigor. Originating from Stanford University

Let's go fountain hopping today, I'm tryna get fucked up

by fearthetree July 29, 2019

Ohio fountain stream

The act of a man urinating into a woman's mouth while she urinates onto another partner. The partner may urinate however he or she likes to give it a better effect. Ideally the top man will be standing. The middle person will be on their knees or squatting. And the bottom partner will be laying on their back, with their mouth open under the middle partners genitals.

Kelly, Clark & son had a family fun night. They decided to partake in an Ohio fountain stream. Clark pissed in Kelly's mouth, while Kelly pissed in son's mouth. Son just pissed on himself, (With a boner.)

by Bboybriguy November 9, 2019

Chocolate Fountain

When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.

Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.

Is that why my sheets were brown?

by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019