You burnt your water
Yea right, you burnt your water
My mom!? Your mom burnt her water!
Go suck on some burnt water
Choke on your burnt water
Shove that burnt water up your
You look like burnt water
Yea right, you burnt your water
My mom!? Your mom burnt her water!
Go suck on some burnt water
Choke on your burnt water
Shove that burnt water up your
You look like burnt water
by Tony Arena November 29, 2019

A toast that is burnt, but at the same time it isn't
or
A toast that looks burnt but is good enough to eat
or
A toast that looks burnt but is good enough to eat
Examples on how to use this include but are not limited to;
-"Hey, Donkey, pass me the semi burnt toast you ass" said Shrek.
-"It appears that you have been eating way too much burnt toast jimmy, it is better if you the semi burnt toast instead" said jimmy's mother.
-"Hey, Donkey, pass me the semi burnt toast you ass" said Shrek.
-"It appears that you have been eating way too much burnt toast jimmy, it is better if you the semi burnt toast instead" said jimmy's mother.
by nibbasisco February 11, 2019

by Jonshoeshack March 26, 2023

A phrase used to describe a situation or event that is, unfortunate; ironic; coincidental; unlucky. Sometimes used in a comedic manner.
by SerlingRod7 September 14, 2018

To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!
by STYLESIE July 24, 2010

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.
After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.
On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020

Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?
Heather: ...Zz..
Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!
Heather: ...Zz..
Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!
by Annubrius October 13, 2008
