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Burnt your water

When You messed up something that can't be messed up
You burnt your water
Yea right, you burnt your water

My mom!? Your mom burnt her water!
Go suck on some burnt water
Choke on your burnt water
Shove that burnt water up your
You look like burnt water
by Tony Arena November 29, 2019
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Semi Burnt Toast

A toast that is burnt, but at the same time it isn't

or
A toast that looks burnt but is good enough to eat
Examples on how to use this include but are not limited to;
-"Hey, Donkey, pass me the semi burnt toast you ass" said Shrek.
-"It appears that you have been eating way too much burnt toast jimmy, it is better if you the semi burnt toast instead" said jimmy's mother.
by nibbasisco February 11, 2019
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burnt dick shit

When you fuck a chick in the ass without lube so fast that your dick gets burnt.
Damn bro that bitch gave me burnt dick shit bro fuck that shit man fuck
by Jonshoeshack March 26, 2023
mugGet the burnt dick shitmug.

burnt grilled cheese

A phrase used to describe a situation or event that is, unfortunate; ironic; coincidental; unlucky. Sometimes used in a comedic manner.
"I looked in the bag and they forgot to put in your mcnuggets" -friend

"Burnt grilled cheese" -you
by SerlingRod7 September 14, 2018
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Pickled, Burnt up

To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!
by STYLESIE July 24, 2010
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Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.
After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020
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Burnt Toast Drunk

On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.
Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?

Heather: ...Zz..

Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!
by Annubrius October 13, 2008
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