a sexual scenario where a man is having butt sex with his girlfriend in which she is facing a window with her hands on the wall, then he shiftily switches places with a good friend and runs outside to wave at his soon to be "very surprised that she is being banged by a random guy" girlfriend
by lil_jon_is_my_hero January 16, 2006
PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*
*Click*
*...*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*
*Click*
*...*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019
A window opened to get Candian natives inside, to rob and kill your family, until you wake up and realize it's just a dream. The Canadian rufied you. He also Random Hoboed you!
by lafandadaylahusa the second November 13, 2010
The OS from hell that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window.
by Polito79 March 13, 2007
The window is where you enter the pussy
The wall is once you're inside what you are rubbing up against
After that you skeet, skeet
The wall is once you're inside what you are rubbing up against
After that you skeet, skeet
Three, six, nine, damn your fine
Move it till you sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window- to the wall
Till the sweat drop down my balls
All these bitches crawl
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)
Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Get Low
Move it till you sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window- to the wall
Till the sweat drop down my balls
All these bitches crawl
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)
Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Get Low
by konichiwakitty May 09, 2005
A pathetic attempt at trying to make windows 98 more stable and to make it look like DOS was gone. Sumtimes referred to as "windows 98 third edition."
I used windows me for 20 minutes and managed to find multiple bugs. I immediately went back to windows 2000 afterwards.
by assassin25 April 28, 2005
the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they'll know who you are!
Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
by nukresoft November 05, 2005